Notes from Bangkok, Thailand

I haven't been to Thailand but I hear it's entertaining and fun.
A girlfriend was in Bangkok last weekend sending me text messages via mobile phone noting what she experienced. Sounds amusing. (Um, don't read on if you're a homophobe). :-]

Her SMS notes:

...on our way to Patpong. A nite market and all d culture shocking pubs.

...ah man, all kind of sex shows. men and women. in dis men show, they all wear white underwear & stand on d stage. u choose which number, they shine d torch at you.

...1st show, 3 men wif their dick erected, they dance wif candles and wax. 2nd show, 2 men in shower. Dis is nice, it looks like mtv. They hav foam all over.

...ah man, i've never seen anything like dat. Nice. 2 men in shower touching each other. It's beautiful. Kinda artistic.

...real show on now. 2 men sucking cock fucking each other doing stunts. d swinging stunts. wtf?!

She also mentioned to check out the floating market where you can taste and buy different foods/fruits while you float on the river in a canoe.